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'I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.'


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'I used to make up stuff in my bio all the time, that I used to be a professional ice-skater and stuff like that. I found it so inspirational. Why not make myself cooler than I am?'


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'No, my mom kind of led me toward acting. She wanted to be an actress when she was younger. That made me interested in it when I was a kid, because she and I are very close.'


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'I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled in poetry.'


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'I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn't like at school. I had a real crush on her, so almost every day I would write her a little short story where she would kill him in a different way.'


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'In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant. One motto on the show is, 'Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.''

 

 

 

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