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'It's amazing what we can get away with and what we can't. But it's not for me to decide.'


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'I don't return anybody's calls unless it's going to mean extra money for me. And I've completely cut off all relationships with any friends that I had before the show. And I've copped an attitude.'


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'Beauty and the Beast seemed like it all was really brown. The whole thing was just so brown and orange and yellow, like Burger King or something. I don't think I would have liked Beauty and the Beast at any age.'


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'Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.'


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'They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever.'


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'One thing I was thinking about is that they probably get their come-uppance about the same percentage that people in real life do. Basically, stealing for all practical purposes might as well be legal in New York.'


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'I went to a Catholic high school and it seemed like every time I drew something for a class project, it either got thrown away by the teacher or something.'

 

 

 

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