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'I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.'


'Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.'


'I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.''




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