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'If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.'


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'If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.'


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'Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.'


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'A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.'


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'Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.'


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'Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.''


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'Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.'

 

 

 

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