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'I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.'


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'I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.'


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'The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.'


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'I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.'


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'You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.'

 

 

 

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