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'I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?'


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'Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them.'


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'I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.'


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'A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.'


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'The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.'


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'Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.'


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'Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent.'


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'You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help.'


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'Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.'


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'Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.'


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'The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.'


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'Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.'


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'I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.'


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'Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.'

 

 

 

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