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'I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.'


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'My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.'


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'My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.'


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'I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.'


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'It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.'


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'I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.'


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'I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?'


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'I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.'


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'I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.'

 

 

 

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