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'Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.'


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'I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.'


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'Gags die, humor doesn't.'


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'Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.'

 

 

 

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