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'Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?'


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'I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.'


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'It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me.'


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'I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.'

 

 

 

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