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'Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.'


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'Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.'


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'America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.'


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'The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.'


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'Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.'


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'Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.'


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'America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.'


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'Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.'


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'America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.'

 

 

 

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