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QUOTES BY Dave Attell
'For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don't know what happened to them. That's the crowd that I like, the ones that don't get so offended just to be offended.'
'I don't watch reality TV. I'm cool.'
'I never wanted to be famous.'
'I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous.'
'I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me.'
'I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what's going on.'
'You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.'